Weed

An amazing natural herbal plant that is indigneous to our lungs and around tha world.

What tha fuuuck......u smoke weed?" "......no......ya..... i do. so wat?" "Drugs will kill u dood" "HEY HEY hey hey....lets git shit stright here.i dont do drugs i just smoke weed" "o.....well then.....let me see that jay.

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weed

An under apreicated flower

A dandylion is not a weed, it's just an underapriciated flower

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weed

The Best Thing Ever. Called a drug by retards. ITS NOT A DRUG!!!

Dude This Weed Is SO GOOD. IM SO HIGH:DD

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Weed

A. An unwanted plant in a garden.
B. The only plant in a garden.
C. A connection to all that is good in the world.

Person who absorbs the propaganda they feed you at school:
Well, I heard that weed is like, totally super lame for your, like, well, I don't actually know, but it's bad. Let's go huff gold spray paint instead. I'm pretty sure that's like, good for your lungs.
Normal person: I'd smoke weed if it were legal.
Smart person: Anyone else want to hit this J?

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Weed

God's beautiful creation. Makes any stressed out, uptight person feel awwwwsome! Pretty much, the dankest thing in the world.

Mannn: Hey mann, let's go smoke some weed..

Dude: Weed? No, mannn. Let's go drop some acid and snort a line of coke.

Mannn: I don't do drugs man.

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weed

(1) a plant with a yellow head

(2) a plant that is made into a drug, currentlu illegal

(1) damn weeds growin' in ma garden again, gotta buy some weed spray

(2) yo due wanna get high wi me?

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weed

another word for hash, marajuana, hemp etc.
also used as another word for cool, awsome, totally, no way etc
Also used as a word when in enjoying ones self.
usually used by males
Usually not used to describe people.
If something seems unusually cool or exited can be streched out.

This party is weed!
Weed! I got him right in the head!
Guy: Wanna come watch the super bowl at my house?
Guy's Friend: weeeeed

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