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A humble Norweigan band that relies heavily on soothing acoustic and at times orchestral sounds to construct a beautiful art in every song inundated with tranquil yet sophisticated lyrics.
A: I bombed that final. I'm freaking out and ready to explode in frustration.
B: Chill out to some Kings of Convenience, then.
When you’re just feeling it. You’re crazy and happy to such an extent.
Becky: “IM CRAZYYYY WHOOOOOOOO”
Linda: “Gurl you’re literally on king mode”
Cum on the woman’s stomach then take your thumb and make a half circle and say simba in a semi ominous tone
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1.During a pornographic film, when a male ejaculates on a girl's, or multiple girls', breasts and/or face.
2.Blowing a hot gooey load all over a dirty slut.
Dude, your mom was over last night, and she loved it when I performed the king of the jungle on her face.
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The man in gauze. The man in gauze.
Return King Ramses slab, or suffer his curse.
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King Diamond is one of the more amazing metal acts of all time and is he incredibly underrated, as he hasn't gotten the recognition he deserves.
He has plenty of incredible albums, but none reach the utter excellence that Abigail has. One of my favorite heavy metal albums of all time. King's great vocals are complimented by atmospheric guitars and great drumming.
Some stupid fucking kid: YO I GOT TEH NEW SLIPNOT CD IT IS AMAIZING AND I WUZ ALLOUD TO GET IT CUZ IT DIDN'T HAEV A PARIENTAL ADVISRIY ON IT!
Metal-head: Fuck that shit. If you want to hear real metal, pull your head out of your ass and pick up Abigail.
Stupid fucking kid: ABIGIL?! LOL TAHTS A GIRL'S NAME!
Metal-head: You stupid fucking cunt.
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A 750ml bottle of beer.
taking its name from one of our larger, beautiful & highly venomous snakes, The King Brown.
Also see wife beater
Fuck me & some M8s got stuck into the king browns last night fuck I was pissed & feel a bit seedy today
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