A game that consists of posing the question: "Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?" Then two options are provided, fictional characters, prominent figures, or acquaintances. The person(s) who the question then selects from the choices and then poses a new scenario. Different scenarios are possible but is usually that the bus ride is of medium duration of length, too long to go without acknowledging the other parties presence, but too short to create a meaningful bonding experience.
Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? . . .
Rep. Joe Wilson or the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez?
Oliver Cromwell or Andrew Jackson?
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Is a joke made from a speech President Obama made about Trayvon Martin who was shot and killed by a neighborhood watch. In the speech Obama read he said "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon". The reason this joke arisen is because many people misinterpreted it and thought he said that every black person looked the same.
Another way the joke was made is when someone dies than you'd say this. Because the speech was given when Trayvon was deceased so it was interpenetrated as "If I had a son he'd look dead".
If I had a son he would look like this.
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why would you never mind
ok why on earth would you search this. why.
why on earth would you search this. why.
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translation:
I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired
"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"
*waits 2 days*
"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"
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You say this when you ask a Question and someone Answers with "I Don't Know". Then you say "Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?" Then you have a great feeling in your stomach and the other person feels like a stupido. Haha lib.
Tom: Yo, What Time Is It?
Jerry: I Don't Know
Tom: Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?
Jerry: Dude...
Tom: Well, You Should Know!
Jerry: Ok, I'll Go Check
Tom: Better!
Jerry: Haha.
Tim: Haha.
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Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
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Basic you got rejected....they donβt get a shit about you there just saying that to be nice
((Me)):this is kind of hard to say but I love you
((Damn hot guy )): thatβs cool your chill π
((Me): damn
((Damn hot guy)): I sorry I donβt like you in that you tho, I would like to get to know you better
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