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It's when you man sex the hell out of you. And the sex put you to sleep for hours and you can barely walk the next day.
sorry i wont be in to work today, my husband Wu Tang me last night.
The Wu-Tang wake-up is a simple process that involves waking up your sleeping roommates and friends to everyone's favorite East Coast rap collective- The Wu-Tang Clan.
Follow these steps for a successful Wu-Tang wake-up:
1.) Go to wherever your friends are sleeping; the earlier in the morning, the better.
2.) Make sure to have your camera with you- you'll want to take pictures of this.
3.) Get your stereo turned up as loud as possible
4.) Go to the second track of "Enter the 36 Chambers", which is "Shame on a Nigga". Hit pause on that shit.
5.) Make sure the camera is ready, then hit play.
6.) Dance around, sing the lyrics and take pictures while your friends are abruptly being awoke.
7.) Most importantly- DO NOT turn the music off. In fact, just walk away completely after you get your pictures, so they have to physically get up and turn off the stereo.
The Wu-Tang wake-up works especially well when your friends or roommates have been up drinking the night before and you're getting up early for work. It will not only start your day off great, but it will start theirs off really bad. But they deserve it, because they were up drinking last night while you were trying to get some sleep.
I just hit up Willie & Joe with a sick Wu-Tang Wakeup this morning!
Dude, did you seriously pull a Wu-Tang Wakeup on me at 7:45 this morning after you knew how late we were up last night?
The RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef
U-God, Ghost Face Killer and the Method Man
From the slums of Shaolin, the Wu-Tang Clan strikes again...
A small group of asian and white descent from Southern California. Lead by Captian Cordoroy and Followed by Lieutenant Valentino and Chink.
Currently holding it down in Temecula, San Diego, Murrietta, Menifee, and Eagle Rock.
Infamous for pickle jars, cottage cheese, broken windshields, urinating, and eggs...everywhere.
(can also be used as a verb to describe the damage caused by Wu Tang)
"Man, did you see Wu Tang at school today? I think theyre planning another run this weekend."
-or-
"Ahhh oh no! My car got Wu Tanged last night! How am I supposed to drive without a windshield and urine on the seat?"
~ Ain't Nuthin' to Fuck Wit
~ Is for The Children
~ Is Forever
Wu Tang Clan!
Guy 1: “What are you listening”
Guy 2: “C.R.E.A.M. by Wu Tang Clan”
Guy 1: “Cool”
in "Marcy's journal" Marcy Regina wu is revealed to be attracted to women.
persob 1: yo have you heard that in "Marcy's journal" Marcy Regina wu is revealed to be attracted to women?
person 2: yeah dude shes pretty gay lol