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Yum-Poo

‘Yum-Poo’ is an edible and anti-balding shampoo product created by the company Unsuccessful Baits and founded by Mr.M.
The product has multiple uses as:
a sauce, an edible/drinkable snack or full-course meal (specific flavours).
The Shampoo was additionally designed to promote the re-growing of hair cells from balding heads.
Other products have been shown to reduce smoking addiction as well (Singapore edition).
Everything about the product has been developed by trusted Scientists, Professors and Stem-Cell researchers.
All ethical and moral guidelines were followed and checked during the development of Yum-Poo products and flavours.

Dommy French: "I think I'm going bald!"
Mr M: "Well just use Yum-Poo, it's proven to regrow hair from balding heads"
Dommy French: "I'm also a bit hungry"
Mr M: "Well you're in luck because it's also edible too, drink it in the shower, kill two birds with one stone"

by Xuan-News August 13, 2024


Yuck in my Yums

Something yucky and gross (people, places, things) that gets into something you love and enjoy.

Don't put your yuck in my yums, man!

Brendan down by the waterslide? He's all yuck and no yums.

by DunkBungler July 28, 2024


Yum

VINCE

Vince is so yum

by 73736378363537283 January 14, 2022


Yum

yum” is an expression people use when they taste a food or something edible.

My Friend: how would you describe the word “yum”?
Me: Well, your mom is “yum”

by Willis is lit June 19, 2018


yum

vegan soup

when you slowly take a big gulp of some room temperature ramen you have this feeling that overtakes your entire soul.....YUM ,, i have ascended

by beveyln yaiza January 3, 2022


yum

a food or drink that tastes good

that was yum

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016


Yum

1. Good taste!
2. Nice cock

*sends nudes*
-YUM

by Hi I’m karen April 16, 2021