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When your GPS sends you to a place that is nowhere near where you intended to go.
Where the hell are we? This is a cul-de-sac, not the Flying J! Damnit Tom-Tom!
That one guy who always appears first on your myspace friends list. Most people will delete him. Loners will keep him, for they have no actual friends to add. If it wasn't for him, that one girl who comitted suicide because of her fake online boyfriend would still be alive right now.
Loner girl (commenting Tom's profile): lyk omg tom! did u kno ur on my top 5??? comment me back pls!
Tom. The kinda guy who swears alot and is generally miserable.
Makes you try to feel bad about yourself just to make him feel better about his own inadequacies.
Tends to be ginger and fuck ugly. Despises Women.
Favorite words are cunty and bollox. Sometimes could be stringed together as a greeting.
<tom> Alright cunty-bollox?
<dave> No, I'm not, Sharon just left me.
<tom> Women, they're all snakes with tits.
<dave> Really?
<tom> Yep, it's why I'm still single.
<dave> Nothing to do with you being an miserable, ugly ginger fuck then?
Slutty man. Can be used to describe slutty women who don't behave like most "ladies" hence the word: Tomboy. Tomcats are horny men on the prowl. Derived from Thomas. May have some correlation with "Doubting Thomas" in the Bible.
Tammy Tomato is a tomboy that's always being chased by all the horny tomcats. You didn't think she was just friends with all those guys did you?
An accepted abbreviation for home-field advantage.
Dude: I really like that girl, she's smokin!!
Guy: Yeah she is
Bro: No way either of you can get with her, that guy has TOM
Acronym for: Technology Orgasm Moment.
Most commonly occurs at high tech companies where new discoveries are made.
That's some sexy technology...I am so happy, I could have a TOM!