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A spin off of eye candy; a crush who is literally cancer but you can’t stop liking.
A cigarette crush is fantastic at first but turns into a horrible problem the more you crave them.
“Omg girl Matthew is so hot but actually so rude”
“Honey, sounds like you got a cigarette crush”
A midget, a product of her mother's affair with the mailman and/or milkman. Huge simp for Led Zeppelin and Syd Barrett, her chest and ass make a sheet of paper jealous with their perfect flatness, and has fucked up feet. Friends with an all knowing rush god and a Radiohead simp
Caviar and cigarettes is cool but god damn she is short.
Scag Cigarette (noun)
1. A cigarette rolled with tobacco from a public or private ashtray.
2. An inexpensive cigarette commonly associate with students and the homeless.
To make a Scag Cigarette you require the following:
- Atleast three cigarette ends
- Filter(optional)
- Rolling Papers.
I've got no money but an ashtray full of ends, I'll make a scag cigarette.
The awkward way you have to turn your car while you have a cigarette or anything else in your hand.
Guy Driving "shit i have to make a cigarette turn"
Passenger "just hand me your cig man"
A disease where the infected does not smoke cigarettes on a regular basis but occasionally one lit cigarette just appears in their hand and they commence the smoking just because it is already there and lit.
"Oh hey I didn't know you smoked cigarettes?"
"Oh no I just have cigarette gnomes"
A Chair Made Of The Finest Cigarettes Known To Man! It Has The Capability Of Having 6 Cup Holders And Holding Power Of 1,000 Suns! Dont Fuck With The Cigarette Chair!
Guy 1: "Yo You Sit In The Cigarette Chair?"
Guy 2: "Yea?"
Guy 1: "Comfy Right?"
Guy 2: " Yea but needs more Cigarettes."