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an expensive date that leads nowhere
Leon: hey how did your date go with that girl you met on facebook?
Peter: Holy crap dude, complete date rip!! She gets nailed on 3 mojitos, orders the seafood platter, bitched about all her cheap friends, doesn't even offer to pay when the bill comes, and then when I take her home she blows me a kiss and says 'call me'.
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When two people who are in the beginning of a relationship go to Slayter Union as a date.
Joe went on his second Slayter date last night. Soon he will make it facebook official.
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Hair that is commonly slicked with a greasy additive and parted in the middle with the hair curling at the end. Used to impress in a date situation or when one is attired with one's "Sunday best."
Ed has nice date hair this evening. Is he going out?
Damn, Joey. That date hair looks like Ricky Ricardo had sex with a wet rat.
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Dating a celebrity whom you have a huge crush on in your head since you do not stand a chance to actually date him/her. Tweeting numerously at the particular celebrity's account to get his/her attention is the best way to know if one is mentally dating a celebrity.
- So wassup with you? You married or something?
- No. but I'm mental dating a celebrity.
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(Noun)
A social engagement, like dinner, movies, etc., that two couples partake in.
A date that two couples go to.
(Verb: Double-date)
To partake in a double date.
(Noun)
"Hey, you want to take your boyfriend to a double date with me and my girlfriend?"
(Verb)
"Yeah, we double-dated with Nick and Maya, it was great."
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A date in which the guy pays for dinner and gets no ass.
Faux Dater: "I went on a faux date last night"
Friend: "How is your wallet?"
Faux Dater: "Empty"
Friend: "How is your nutsack?"
Faux Dater: "Full"
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When you go to date someone who doesnt take you out anywhere except their couch, only to watch movies and play video games, etc. all while ordering delivery food.
I was just hoping for a romantic stroll through the park for a few dates but this guy is into nothing but couch dating! Its fun the first few times, but not all the time!
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