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A sexual act between a man and a woman wherein the man defecates directly into a woman's vagina. The man then uses his balls in a slapping motion to pat the feces into the vagina. Not pleasurable for either party.
My lady got botchulism after I have her the old Louisiana mud flap.
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You begin my inserting your erect penis into a girls ass. You are digging in their to pull out a "clump" of shit, to leave on the tip of your penis. Then lay on your back and pull your dick to your belly button, and launch the shit clump like a catapult on to your girls face.
i am going to louisiana mud pie you
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Eating out a cajun woman on her period.
Waitress, can I get some louisiana hot sauce?
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When a man is penetrating a woman with his foot, and she clamps with her legs. The man, simultaneously, clamps the inside of the vagina with his toes.
Dude, she asked me to give her a Louisiana Toe Clammer last night, now my toe hurts when I walk.
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Drinking game with several friends.
Half of the shots are a Shot from Hell (half Tabasco half vodka) and the other half are water and Tabasco.
You don't know which one you're drinking.
Tabasco is made in Louisiana and Vodka is made in Russia.
Watch out! Alcohol makes it burn worse.
Drunk Kid: Hey lets play Louisiana-Russian Roulette!
Everyone Else: Thats a terrible idea.
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Letting mosquitoes suck on your genital, then smacking them and jacking off with the blood on your genital
How Robert, have you ever tried the Louisiana Blood Sucker? It’s the southern way!
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When a guy shoves a frog in a girls vagina and fucks her till the frog dies
Kevin was really horny so he decided to give Josie a Louisiana swamp stuffing.
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