adult buffer

When an adult, guardian, or parent uses their age or experience for power to win or just end a conversation or argument.

"I was winning the debate with my mom about cleaning up her mess." I was right in the end, but she said "Do it because I said so."

..... She busted out her Adult buffer.

semi-adult

means that an adult is acting like a child

The semi-adult is out of control.

5👍 3👎

adult tweens

Young people between the ages of 18 and 21 that have adult liability, but not adult status. Example: can be drafted, can be incarcerated, can enter into contract, no longer subject to parental control; but, cannot admit ones self to a hospital with co-consent of someone 21 or older, cannot consume alcohol at all or be in an area designated over 21 only.

It sucks, we can die serving our country, but under the law we are still adult tweens.

4👍 3👎

adult star

Basically a non-sexual way of saying "porn star"

Porn fan 1: "I love her. She is the best adult star ever!"
Porn fan 2: "Dude, why can't you just say porn star?"
Porn fan 1: "It makes things less awkward in public."

4👍 4👎

Adult Swim

Whats on cartoon network after the kiddies have to go to bed. Used to have Cowboy Bebop and for awhile had Fooley Cooley. Occasionally they have some good shows on, but it pretty much sucks nowadays.

Wohoo time for some of that adult swim.

22👍 33👎

Adult Breastfeeding

Muslim practice of an adult milk-bearing woman emptying her milk into a cup and providing it for her male coworkers so they might become her "sons."

Muslim man #1: "Man I'm really thirsty."
Muslim man #2: "Go ask Haysha. She's filling up for some adult breastfeeding around 2."

55👍 101👎

Millennium adult

A person who was born in the new millennium (Year 2000 or after) who is legally an adult (18+ in most countries).

Mother to Blake: Oh my baby happy birthday! Look I made you think 17 candle cake!

Blake to Mother: Ummm mom, I’m not 17. I am 18 actually.

Mother to Blake: What? No you’re 17. (Mom starts to stress)

Blake to Mother: Mom I’m 18, I’m an adult. Remember when you called me a millennium baby?

Mother: Yes, I remembered.

Blake: Well since I was born in 2000, I’m a millennium adult because I’m an adult whose born in the new millennium! I’m an 18 year old now mom!

(Mom passes out)

Blake: Mom?

2👍 1👎