Bear gram

a group of guys jizz on a girl and roll her around on a barbership floor

for valentines day, me and 5 of my friends gave my girlfriend a bear gram

Bargain Bear

Any small rodent commonly taken as a pet. Usually a hamster or gerbil.

Jemaine: What do I do then?
Brett: Stand over here, and stay hidden. Pretend you're looking at the bargain bears. Indicates hamster cage.

shelf-bear

when four big hairy men are stacked on top of each other during intercourse.

I met your friends and we did a shelf-bear together.

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Pumpy the bear

Smokey the bear’s cousin that tackles a more serious topic, sodomy. His signature catchphrase is “only YOU can prevent sodomy”. Outside of advocating against sodomy he promotes homesteading, getting married and having kids, and logos. So next time you think of sodomy just remember it’s not education, it’s genocide.

“Only YOU can prevent sodomy” ~ Pumpy the bear

“Have a family, not a thundertug” ~ Pumpy the bear

Fiesta (The Bear)

A furry rainbow bear with it's significant purple ears. These Fiesta bears are known for their interest in all things cookies. Fiesta bears are also notorious for their habits of stealing another person's cookies.

Breenie: "HEY! Fiesta (The Bear) stole my sugar cookies!"

Pooka Bear

A majestic creature who is the god of all that lives in the clouds. They are the guardians of the planet to protect humanity. Pooka’s have the traits of everything you would want.

That man who saved another’s life has shown traits like a Pooka Bear

yuri bear

A girl named Yuri, also at times may be referred to as yurislav or slavo, who is the most beautiful, caring, smart, and amazing yuri bear of them all.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if yuri bear leaves me, dont know what ill do.
"Fam, im really feelin this girl doe" "ya?" "ya yo, she could be my yuri bear" "damn"