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After giving someone a Blumpkin, the word "Blumpkin Breathe" is when your mouth smells like the remains of Sperm, Penis, and possibly Feces.
You listen here you little Blumpkin Breathe! (To get someones attention when you know they have been giving the almighty Blumpkin)
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n. a blumpkin (blowjob while taking a shit) but now said blowjob recipient is also playing Call of Duty. To enhance this experience, the recipient also has his headset on, and is screaming profanities.
"The only reason you sniped me is because I'm getting a Duty Blumpkin right now, .... FAGGOT!"
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The act of receiving oral sex while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 1 or Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Often abbreviated as "tac-blump"
"Dude you're 0 and 16 what the fuck are you doing?"
"Can't talk right now Rachaels giving me a tactical blumpkin"
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When a man receives oral sex from a woman while she is shitting.
That reverse blumpkin stunk.
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The act of a man getting a blowjob while simultaneously taking a shit on their partners chest; and afterwards, rolling their ass back and forth in it to make it like a steam roller.
dude, he did a blumpkin steamer withhis girlfriend, and she broke up with him before he could finish shitting.
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Crossing the road to receive a blumpkin
"Blumpkin Chickens are illegal."
"Only in Arkansas."
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The act of taking a dum, crap, or shit while chatting to a man and/or woman about getting a blowjob.
My favorite new activity is cyber blumpkin. I don't even have to get of the toilet and I can cyber!
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