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gigabytes of bullshit

The massive amount of digital space consumed by an even larger quantity of time wasted on meaningless social media activities.

HOLY SHIT! I just blew a whole month of my data plan last weekend on Snatchchat an Instagrope selfies! I checked my account on-line and it just said, 'gigabytes of bullshit'!
Can I use your Hot Spot?

by YAWA July 30, 2018

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this is some bullshit

Even though it will obvious to all parties present that there is a high degree of bullshitness occurring. It is often a human need that the party who is receiving the brunt of the bullshit will exclaim and reinforce to everyone that "this is some bullshit".

Johnny: Remember when I said I was only ten minutes away from picking you up? Well i'm more like 3 hours away.

Timmy: Man, this is some bullshit.

by foomanfish February 21, 2010

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chickenshit bullshit

used when something makes no sense or is completely stupid

"im gettin tired of this chickenshit bullshit!"

by fisty shocker August 21, 2009

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Hipster Bullshit

Whatever music popular bands such as fun. make. That. Right there. Is mainstream hipster bullshit.

A Dose of Buckley pronounced fun.'s single, "We Are Young," as hipster bullshit on his video Worst Songs of 2012. The iconic term "hipster bullshit" came from him.

by The Pizza Delivery Girl February 6, 2013

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sprouting bullshit

Originated from typos of "spouting bullshit", but later evolved into a word with a more intense connotation. It describes the act of one spouting bullshit to such a degree that it almost appears as if literal bullshit is sprouting out from their bodies.

Stop sprouting bullshit!

by QEbgs November 29, 2021


bullshit clause

A part of a sentence that is used to convey a negative feeling about something (usually Beyonce). Most often preceded by a short, almost nonexistant positive phrase. Over 84% of bullshit clauses hold no real logical merit.

I love Beyonce, but she's overrated.

I think Beyonce's a good singer, she just seems fake.

Beyonce is my favorite performer, but she'll never be as big as Britney.

Snappy positive phrase, bullshit clause.

by A Sasha Fierce Support Rep. June 28, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


bunch of bullshit

a bunch of random shit that either either doesnt make sense , isnt true,a waste of time , foolishness. bunch of bullshit pretty much self explanatory.

jimmy paid 5 bucks for a box that had an alien in it from an alien.

he got home and the box was empty and the alien was actually a crackhead .

he threw the box because it was a bunch of bullshit.

by chris and alysha November 25, 2017

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