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Describing how you feel after eating too much. Wishing you did not have to move from the dinner table after stuffing your face and have a crane lift you to the couch. So full that you are breathing like a gold fish.
That 3rd plate of pasta was so good, ugh I can't move someone call in the crane for me.
The noise generated deep in the bowels when you're holding in a fart. This usually happens in large groups and/or close quarters with other individuals. The sound is quite similar to the underwater calls of the blue whale, which can include clicking noises and long, soulfull groans. Individuals engaged in whale calling will often blame hunger, and that the noise is a "growling" stomach, but the astute observer should readily identify the sound as flatulence desperate to escape the confines of the "caller's" bowels. The whale call may also be referred to as a "reverse-fart".
Denise (upon whale calling): Oh my, I'm so hungry my stomach is growling!
Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.
College term meaning either put your headphones in or leave the room because your roommates getting it in ;)
Via Text: "I'm Calling an Ipod" "Yeahh I'll peace out, no glove no love ;) "
The act of calling for the Common Loon by singing, "I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver."
So we went out on the boat yesterday and did some Loon Calling.
The act of propositioning a woman (usually your/someone elses mother) for a bit of bitty via the medium of telephone.
Jeff: "But mum, I want bitty"
Mother: "C'mon Jeff, you had bitty this morning"
Jeff: "I want bitty now!"
Mother: "Quit bitty calling me!"
A late night drunk text to a drug dealer, or friend that is notorious for having cocaine.
Ugh, I feel terrible. I made a snooty call last night and was up until 6am.
Not calling someone and threatening them but the worry you feel over getting called in to work whenever the phones rings on your day off.
While this usually only applies to part time workers, it can also apply to full time workers when called in to work overtime.
Sometimes it gets so bad that:
* You're afraid to pick up the phone and/or will screen all calls (and will be very thankfull for caller ID)
* You'll be unable to sleep in at all because you cannot relax because they might call.
* You'll be afraid to make plans of any kind because you might get called in. (ie, it's your birthday or a relatives birthday and you have the day off and want to take them out for supper, but are afraid to plan beyond 'if I don't get called in maybe we could' because you cannot count on actually having the day off)
* You cannot relax even in hobbies that used to give you great joy because the worry you're going to get called in.
Depending on the nature of the hours you work, after a certain time durring the day you can probably relax as a call in is unlikley after that point. However, if they can also call in you in to work a night shift, it can continue all day :(.
Sorry man, I just can't relax because of the call in threat.