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1. America's hat.
2. America's backyard.
3. America's little brother who always talks trash and is lucky it doesn't get socked in the face.
4. A really cool country, except for the parts with Frenchies. Those guys suck.
5. A country with terrible medical aid.
6. The first country the United States will annex if a holocaustic World War III begins.
7. The country that doesn't need a fence on the border.
1. Hey, where's my hat?
- On top of Michigan.
2. Where's the dog?
-In Canada.
3. Why do they keep trash-talkin'? Don't they know we'll beat them down?
-Dude, they're Canadians.
4. Ontario = Awesome
Quebec = SUCKTACULAR!
5. Hey, does anybody want some free drugs?
6. In Fallout 3, America annexed Canada during the nuclear war with China.
7. Stupid Mexico.
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The largest French popupulation in the world not to surrender to the Germans
"Look at all those Canadians. They're lucky America is next to them."
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A foriegn land where American 19-20 year olds go to get fucked up cuz they can legally drink, I know that's what I do!
Let's all go to "Canadia" so we can drink Metric Mega FuckTon of liquor and make our American O Face with Canadians...ehh?
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grimey Marxists that want to spoil our noble way of life
People who really seem to be trying to undermine my existence. Canada
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the place where people are from who constantly compare themselves to Americans and their country to America, and feel the need to post lists as to why Canada is superior to America on Urban Dictionary, although America as defined on Urban Dictionary does not seem to mention Canada once, because that's how insignificant of a country Canada is to Americans.
"Where is Canada? Right above the United States" - said everyone
"Where is the United States? Right below Canada" - said no one ever
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This is where all my bitches reside
Me to my canada bitches: Get down here and have sex with me you canadian bitches!
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Americas hat.
jk A country above the U.S where ppl live in regular houses and a regular city and smoke guanja a lot.
Except for some places there is igloos and inuits (Eskimos)and Canadians do say "eh" A LOT! i have an Ethiopian-Canadian cousin from toronto and he says it so much its annoying!
Canada is also very diverse. From what ive seen there are more foreigners in Canada than America. They go there because its safe and free health care and blah blah blah! They go there because its easier to start a new life and find weed plain and simple.
Some of the french canadians are kind of racist but everyone is else is cool.
America is still kinda doper than canada. theres not that much excitement or famous ppl except for some comedians. lol
Me: Bro im goin to Canada for the weekend
My Friend: are you gonna live in a igloo or a log cabin?
ME: a condo....
My Friend: Is that short for "condonsation"?! Your gonna sleep in the snow?!
Me: You mean "Condensesation"? no dumbass a condominium!
My friend: Whats that?
Me: your not my friend anymore your too dumb
My Ex- friend:='(
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