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An overused meme that gives you cancer over time.
Fuck off with your cancer memes.
This meme just gave me massive cancer.
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Weight gain and late onset diabetes caused by drinking large amounts of soda and eating junk food during a long commute. Other symptoms may include excess chins and front butt.
"John can't come to the buffet this weekend, he got commuter cancer."
The disorder of the mind. Unlimited growth of thoughts that are unhealthy and unproductive, recurring over and over.
Mark seems to be having a hard time getting over the divorce and getting on with his life. I think he has mind cancer.
A prank in which one person (the attacker) approaches another person (the victim), saying, "I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer." After hearing this, the victim will lift their hand to their face, attempting to see if they have cancer. Then, the attacker will smack the victim's hand into their face, resulting in a throbbing nose and tons of laughter.
The Cancer Prank
Don: "Hey, Jon, I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer."
Jon: "Really???"
*Jon lifts hand to face, and Don smacks Jon's hand into his face*
Don: "Ha, ha, ha!!!"
Jon: "Ow, ow, ow!!!"
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The undying love of girls for black men.
A form of jungle fever but permanent.
Stacey: I love big black cock, I think I have jungle fever.
Person #1: It's not fever, you have it all the time.
Stacey: Oh, right it's jungle cancer!
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Being ineffectual in nearly everything that you do...
"I can't do right by my wife. I work hard all day long and I got three dollars in my pocket. I got cancer of the prick.."
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Libra and Cancer are a royal capability.The Libra will stay by Cancer’s side forever.And cancer will be there to help.You can coincided cancer as a hot bodyguard.And Libra as a sensitive stripper.
-oh wow what a nice couple mmm the guy is so cute
-Yeah it’s Libra and cancer going together.They always together.
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