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Underwear sleeping garments. Not limited to shorts, sweats or oversized t shirts.
Bro 1 "And interesting dreams last night? "
Bro 2 ".........Shoot. I can't remember. Hold on let me go look at my dream catcher. "
Bro 1 "Where you going?"
Bro 2 " laundry room."
Bro 1 " Dropping a load?"
Bro 2 "Maybe. But first I gotta see if I jizzed in my underwear. "
Bro 1 "Righteous."
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A box of tissues that one keeps beside their bed in order to clean up any mess that is made from cumming. (either with a partner or alone)
"baby, that was great! Pass me one of those wet dream catchers off the nightstand to clean up this jizz"
"robert is so gross! he has a pile of crumpled wet dream catchers next to his bed"
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The act of placing a jar of pickles under ones bed to act as a dream catcher
-Holy shit man, I had the most fucked up dream last night. It involved nutmeg, raccoon droppings, and 17 dimes from Derek Jeter
-Not me, I havent had a dream in months since I got a European dream catcher from Target
The basket (safety net) dangling under the anus of a horse on the streets to ensure that no road apples (horse dumps) hit the streets.
Thank God for the Road Apple Catcher, or that could have been me.
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One who only "receives" and never "gives"...
Opposite of All Time Pitcher
Between Rob and Stuart, Stuart is the "all time catcher".
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clothing so large it could double as a shrimp catching net.
Jess- Holy Shit! Look at the size of the Purple Shrimp Catcher!
Sam- Thats massive!
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Noun: used to describe the excessively sun-exposed face of a female. It is brown and wrinkly resembling a catcher's mit.
Check out the catcher's mit face on that soccer mom!
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