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A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.
Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"
Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"
When you are incapable of ejaculating and can only edge
Josh has chronic edging his girlfriend is hateful towards him because of it
An alcoholic who also loves to smoke chronic.
John is a chronic alcoholic, he loves to smoke chronic when he's drinking.
The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.
When one feels endlessly dissatisfied. Also could be known as “grass is greener syndrome”.
Yo, bitch ass Max has Chronic dissatisfaction - he left his girl and is moving to Europe again.
The sweetest skunk that is available to man and beast a like.
(Inhale the green) CHONG! Thats the sweetest chronic bionic!
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when oneself is either unable to form relationships with the opposite sex or is rejected to the point they just want to be single to stay happy. Many people who are chronically single are either agressive gamers, drug or alcohol abusers, or loners but is not limited to those.
Girl 1: WHtas the deal with that boy? He looks like he could just die but he's at all those parties.
Girl 2: He's chronically single.
Girl 1: Ohhh I see. Poor guy, what could of caused it?
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