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A man with an absolute UNIT of a cock and no one can deny how MASSIVE and SHLONG it is and it is 44 ft. long
Girl 1:How was it with Collin
Girl 2:OMG IT WAS MASSIVE AND HE GAVE ME HIS DIRTY COLLIN
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Huge as mutha fuckin fuck boiiii wit a huge ass dick and loves the booty
Omg bekky lookat josh Collins Iβm sooo wet
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Man. How he is hated on. He is playing my city tonight. I can hear each song. If there is a musical bourgoisie it sure is against anything remotely Collinsish.
Give that man a break. He deserves credit for writing tunes no matter if you like them or not. He loves Motown just like you. And he's a fucking drummer.
You can't hurry love
Groovy kind of love
Easy Lover
Two hearts
I never liked Phil Collins. But he sure knew how to write tunes. Respect to that.
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Racks hoes from weird towns. Different girlfriend about every week, kickboxing legend. Got friendzoned by Hailey from the mall, but has a new girlfriend from his Church group.
Wow Brendan Collins has ANOTHER girlfriend??
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When your getting a blow job and your dick makes her throw up, not be size of the size,but the smell. You then use the throw up covered dick to slap her face than proceed to do anal.
Girl: He has a nasty ass dick that literally made me throw up. He was salty so he pulled a dirty collin.
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Pulling A Collin, means to do push-ups in front of any girl you see, and make a fool out of yourself. Basically, it is a way to fuck up entirely on talking to women and you do all the wrong moves on talking to a woman.
Tony: βDude, did you see what Collin was doing in front of Lexi?β
Thomas: βHe was Pulling A Collin.β
Tony: βHe needs to stop pulling a collin, if he keeps doing that heβll never get a girl.β
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His nose is longer than Pinocchio's. His dad works at Stanford and his mother drives a manual BMW quickly. His grandpa looks like Mr. Selden. He's very impish.
Javy to Jack: You have the face of a Jack but the nose of Collin Hamilton.
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