A term used to describe someone who enjoys exploring another person's rectum with their fingers, tongue or penis.
Shannon Malcom is a colon cricket.
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Using the sharp end of a Capris Sun straw in conjunction with the air pressure of one's own exhalation to blow any type of carbonated liquid into the colon of another, often semi-conscious person. The act must take place between two persons of differing heights and, crucially, within a moving vehicle.
Hey Ej, why do you look so sick?
Kevin colon sloshed me while I was driving back from Coachella.
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placing a fuel soaked cotton ball in ones own rectum and using a match to ignite the apparatus.
dick cannot start his day without an uncomfortable hot colonic.
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shit. arse resider bum chocolate stinky sausage loaf
"i'm off to the shitter to offload my colonic cargo!
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To insert a penis into a rectum
Frank caught pete and ricky colon jousting in the bathroom yesterday
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The anatomies of when you launch a firework rocket out of your asshole but then back fires and blows your ass up like the results after geting a hand grenade vigorously rammed up your arse
Ps. you tuck the firework in the wrong way...
John: HOLY FUCKING NIGGATRON!! (see Niggatron) i just got a Roasted Colon after having a rocket up my arse following by five lit katherine wheels :) :) :)
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White peopleβs semen
βI love drinking colonizers tearsβ
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