colon cricket

A term used to describe someone who enjoys exploring another person's rectum with their fingers, tongue or penis.

Shannon Malcom is a colon cricket.

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hot colonic

placing a fuel soaked cotton ball in ones own rectum and using a match to ignite the apparatus.

dick cannot start his day without an uncomfortable hot colonic.

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colon jousting

To insert a penis into a rectum

Frank caught pete and ricky colon jousting in the bathroom yesterday

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Colon Slosh

Using the sharp end of a Capris Sun straw in conjunction with the air pressure of one's own exhalation to blow any type of carbonated liquid into the colon of another, often semi-conscious person. The act must take place between two persons of differing heights and, crucially, within a moving vehicle.

Hey Ej, why do you look so sick?

Kevin colon sloshed me while I was driving back from Coachella.

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colonizers tears

White people’s semen

“I love drinking colonizers tears”

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Roasted Colon

The anatomies of when you launch a firework rocket out of your asshole but then back fires and blows your ass up like the results after geting a hand grenade vigorously rammed up your arse

Ps. you tuck the firework in the wrong way...

John: HOLY FUCKING NIGGATRON!! (see Niggatron) i just got a Roasted Colon after having a rocket up my arse following by five lit katherine wheels :) :) :)

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colonic cargo

shit. arse resider bum chocolate stinky sausage loaf

"i'm off to the shitter to offload my colonic cargo!

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