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A heavily drunken state in which the person passes out, or becomes dazed and looses senses of surroundings.
Commonly brought on by drinking wine in large amounts over a short space of time, always followed by an awful hangover.
Ideal state for drawing on faces of victims.
Your fault, shouldn't have got in a wine coma
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A long period of sleep, that occurs after a crack-cocaine binge.
That ho's in a crack coma, after partying with Artie Lange.
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When you intend to take a 20 minute power nap and you wake up 2 hours later.
I was so tired after work today I just wanted to rest my eyes for a few minutes. The next thing I know, I wake up two hours later and discover that my power nap has turned into a power coma.
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The adverse reaction when a man doesn't awake for a prolong period after ingesting both a type of rufilin and Viagra at the same time, Boner Coma.
"Stacy, how do you plan on hooking up with Richard?"
"Oh, no worries, I'll be putting him in a boner coma shortly"
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An extension of the term beauty sleep, beauty coma implies that a person is so unattractive they must sleep for up to several years in order to become beautiful.
1: "Well, I think I'll hit the hay. I need my beauty sleep."
2: "Girl, with what you got goin' on, you gonna need a beauty coma! Mmm mmm."
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The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.
Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.
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to laugh so much, that you go into a coma.
For example, instead of being hit my a bus and put into a coma, you would be hit by a statement(preferably a funny one) that would put you into a laughing coma. Which will then cause you to laugh...alot.
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