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somthing funny to say to a guy that is smoking pot
-smokes- friend says "hello Cougar Monkey "
everybody "hahahahaha"
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The heart fluttering sensation experienced by women of a certain age upon seeing a man of much younger years, usually sporting six-pack abs, boyish innocence, and a clear willingness to learn. Side effects include: unclean thoughts, raised hemlines, and a deep desire to take on the role of tutor.
When Madge showed up at the gym in a new track suit sporting the word "juicy" across her derriere and offering the new young thing behind the counter two white frosted cupcakes, the cougar crush was obvious.
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Pimp, particularly of older women.
What doesn't go to my cougar daddy, goes to grandson's college fund.
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Referencing a place where hot mom's shop for clothing, food, etc. For example. . . Costco is a great place to entrap a cougar. She's there to shop for the family, but damn there a a bunch of hot moms there.
Costco, Fred Meyer, and Safeway are all places where you could hit on hot moms. A good place to setup a cougar trap.
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These are the males in their late-teens or 20s that "cougars" are on the prowl for.
Cougar #1: Hey, did you see that hot cutie with the Ed Hardy shirt going into the men's room?
Cougar #2: Oh yeah, definite cougar meat - I want to jump his bones!
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Hot mother daughter combination at the club.
From across the bar I spotted an aggressive old hottie, daughter by her side. That night my roomate and I tag teamed that cougar and cub.
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Conners Park in Chicago, bound by Rush Street, Wabash, Delaware Place, And Chestnut Street, where many older women hang out looking for younger dudes. The park has an Argo Tea, a favorite haunt of Chicago cougars. The Cougar Triangle is within the bounds of the infamous Viagra Triangle.
Look at that sugar momma with her walker sipping tea at the Cougar Triangle.