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When some idiot folds their pizza the wrong way.
When asked to fold her pizza so we can eat and walk, Stacey folded it tip to crust.
a dark hole of some sort typically located on women of a certain mating region. Slang: derogatory. Used for relief of liquid, air, and penetration by can’t do it personality’s. A fathers first want and third worse nightmare.
Hey Susan last night I introduced Greg to my dad. Greg doesn’t buy me things and farted on my family’s couch it was brand new and top of the line. Afterwards, we went home together after knowing each other for two days and I let him plunge my pie crust. Do you think I’m setting the bar to high for the other women?
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!
crust curtains:
when your a chic and your vagg starts to rust shut and then begins to fall apart.
"ive gotcrust curtains"-Madonna
The dried out flaky semen residue that is left behind in the silky cavernous grooves of the vagina after a long night of cock thumping.
I woke up this morning and went down on Jane again and there were ample amounts of shizam crust that I had to dig through to find her clit.
Meat crust is when the outside of any type of meat is cooked/fried/broiled black to form a crust/layer of blackened meat on only the outside
Jimmy yelled at the cook in the restaurant, "MY MEAT HAS MEAT CRUST ON IT!!"
The rings of crust that emerge on a dildo/vibrator after several uses and not keeping it clean.
"I went round to Becky's last night and found her rabbit. It was covered in Crust Halos"
Mut crust is slang for crusty females (usually name starts with s and ends with a) or a girl with a crusty vagina area