This is when a person disappears without telling anybody where they are going and for how long. The person doing a twinkle either is found completely oblivious that they are "missing" or they return as stealthily as when they left
Person 1: Dude where did Bernie go?
Person 2: I don't know, I didn't see him go, he's doin' a Twinkle
Doin your mom is a popular song made by fatty spins in 2009 and is also what I do every night
Doin your mom:
Do you know doin you mom by fatty spins?
Yes
The origins of this term come from a viral video from a few years ago where Hayden pannietere was shopping in a women's clothing store. Apparently she was unaware that a security camera was focused on her as she proceeded to scratch her butt crack with total impunity!
I was in my backyard takin a pee an doin the Hayden when I looked up and saw a helicopter flying over!
In what might be called a much earlier form of "twerking" (see Urban Dictionary for definition), the more versatile "bump", an extremely popular dance craze of the early 1970's, involved repeated and often continuous partner-to-partner hip contact of several specific varieties: rear to rear, side to side, front to rear (as in the aforementioned twerking), and last but not least. the mutual frontal option consisting of the thrusting of the partners' groin areas against each other in what can perhaps only be described as a sort of "dancing dry hump".
Man, can you believe it; I was doin' the Bump so good with this super hot chick at the party last night that I had to say to her "If we keep this up I won't be able to do anything else later!"
a way of saying, what are you doing or how someones day is going to your girlfriend
jack: ayo, how u doin honey
girlfriend: is good