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Having sex in a hammock at a party whilst very intoxicated, the girl has to have large breasts as the breats are to cave in on the males face during fornication.
Where's Chris right now man? Oh he's off having a hammock driver right now, wait till his girlfriend hears about this.
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Drivers that creep their cars out into traffic and have bad depth perception or coordination while operating a motor vehical. They are seen pulling out & STOPPING into 1 or more of the oncoming lane(s) in order to ensure they will be allowed to turn left in a busy intersection.
Or pump slamming the brakes when there is no need to brake AT ALL.
Typically seen in female drivers but there are a select few males that operate their vehicals like so (idiots).
My mom's boyfriend is an idiot driver.
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A person on the road who cant concentrate or keeps swerving is called a Dyslexic Driver.
Omg that asshole in front of us is such a Dyslexic Driver!
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Name given to troupe of automotive thrill show performers that toured the USA from the 1930s to the 1950s. These daredevils were the forerunners of Evil Knievel, who attempted to jump Arizona's Grand Canyon in the late 1960s. Some famous Death Drivers were Joie Chitwood, Lucky Teeter, Bob Clay, Jimmy Lynch, and Oscar Abraham.
Lets get down to the fairgrounds and see the Death Driver show.
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Grown adults who can't master the incredibly simple skill of putting your hands on the steering wheel and applying pressure on the gas with their feet, or using the insane innovative gadget known as a turn signal, or understand what a red octagon sign means. Thanks to them, the roads are a battleground where driving properly yourself isn't enough to be safe. You're lucky to go even a day without running into someone who totally messes up something simple on the road. We all mess up sometimes, it's understandable, but if you're constantly hearing horns, you may just be a bad driver, so please get off the road until you learn how to drive properly. Also, no one over the age of 85 should drive. It's irresponsible and dangerous.
Bad Drivers are annoying. It's no longer possible to drive in peace, and following the rules is no longer enough.
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Someone driving a Volvo brand vehicle.
Sitting behind the wheel of the sleeperless cab as it cruised down the highway was a Volvo driver.
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The definition of Bus Driver traces it routes to Mexican folklore, where parents told their child if they did not behave, an angry short chubby gringo would steal (or molest) their souls. In modern times, this term has been relegated to a specific bus dispatcher. He is prone to unnecessary and disturbing conversations. Usually these involve a misunderstanding of his job, sticking it to the man, smoke-stacks, non-work related fluids (penetrating oil, or gallons of rum), and the boasting of extremely durable items that are not actually durable. The purpose of these conversations is to avoid work, or to one up another's story. This leads to a series of unsupportable fallacies. Examples are part-time diabetes, and laptops stronger than stone. Prolonged exposure to this individual may lead to turrets like blurting of random words and noises. In rare instances, this may escalate to feline AIDS.
"Fred walked over to Barney's desk to Bus Driver the project. In the end, Barney ended up doing Fred's work and showing HR where he was touched on a teddy bear."
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