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She likes Devil's Dumplings with her Christmas dinner.
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A group of transvestites who also have a poop fetish.
The Apple Dumpling Gang came a calling last night again, but I had shat myself dry after a bender at Taco Bell and so could not help the. I feel real bad about that.
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The dumpling bowl cut is a haircut made to look like a bowl. It is so simple, grandma can do it with her eyes closed and her titties down.
Dude, your dumpling bowl cut looks amazing! It suits your face shape well, too.
A sexual fetish involving steeping testicles to make tea, and ejaculating into the tea mixture to make gooey "dumplings".
My girl is into some weird sex stuff, she asked me to make green tea and dumplings.
While fucking a girl doggy-style, before cumming, take a plate of Lo Mein and dump it on her back as you proceed to cum inside of her while holding her in place.
I microwaved my extra Lo Mein so i could turn this bitch into a stuffed chinese dumpling.
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the act of squirting easy cheese into a rectum or vagina and then sucking out the creamy cheese mixture. As a courtesy to one's partner, a lactaid may be inserted as a suppository prior to the event to protect lactose-intolerant mates.
"No thanks, I can't make it to dinner, I'm stuffed! I hung out with Ryan earlier and had a Milwaukee cheese dumpling and it hasn't settled too well. He forgot to use a lactaid first, he told me it was soy, that bastard."
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noun.
A dumpy-assed, stringy-haired, frumpily-clad wo
"Did you meet Chris's new girlfriend?"
"Yeah, but what the fuck? Would a little make-up and a decent haircut kill her? What a frowsy dumpling girl."
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