Patch Eyed Demon

Nickname given to Charlemagne the God via Momma's Cooking

Kwame Brown serving Momma's Cooking on Charlemagne the God on YouTube. "OH GAWD! Patch Eyed Demon Patched eyed black face short little demon OH GAWD!"

Raccoon-Eyed Bitch

Girls on the Internet that take crappy black-and-white pictures with their cell phones of themselves with emo straight hair and caked-on black eyeliner and talk like this:"omggg i luv yuuu r myy bestyy :) <3"

Iona:I hate Sienna, she's such a raccoon-eyed bitch.
Jostice:She is?
Iona: Yeh, check out her smiley-face-and-heart-covered Facebook.

Ross Eyed Ghoul

A monster, beast type creature that lives in Eureka, Missouri in the woods by Rockwood Place Court. He'll usually come out of the woods hunched over and is as speedy as a bullet. He kills his victims and brings them back into the woods for his meal.

"Dude Ross Eyed Ghoul killed another kid last week!" said bill
"Yea you better watch out he'll probably be hungry again soon" said dan

Red Eyed Cowgirl

When your old lady is riding you reverse cowgirl and just before you nut she hops off to suck you dry but slides her body and ass back towards your face a little too far and buries your nose deep in her winking red eye.

Rachel gave me the red eyed cowgirl last night. I still can’t wash that smell off my nose.

brown eyed squirrel

When someone is sucking on a man's testicles from behind and gets his/her face shit on.

Bro last night I gave a chick a brown eyed squirrel.

Cross Eyed Cunt

The funniest and worst insult you could call a girl.

I called Lillian a Cross Eyed Cunt. She stabbed me shortly afterwards.

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one eyed worm

slang term for penis

Mary played with Phil's one eyed worm.

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