Scrag end

Something crap & nasty. The worst bit of the lot. The scaffy side.

Liam: "Hey, are we gonna put up this tent then or what?"

Linzi: "Sure.. But I am sleeping in the middle!"

Luke: "Cool.. I will sleep next to you and Liam can sleep on the other side then."

Elliot: "Oh, so where do I sleep then?"

Luke & Liam: "You get the scrag end, down by our feet."

..End..

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End Zone

For those who daringly make it out of the friend zone, a task for only few people. If they make it out, they make it out of the friend zone, they made it to the end zone. An award second only to the congressional medal of honor

Guy 1: Dude i totally made it out of the friend zone and into the end zone! That bitch really made me work for it though, damn.

Girl 1: You realize you said that all to me right, your girlfriend?

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finglas ending

is the name given to a particular sexual act which is popular with the locals from the suburb of Finglas in Dublin.
the act involves a man taking a woman doggy style and then as the moment of climax approaches the man wrap his boxers firmly around the girls face, so that her entire face is covered by them( for the full effect the man must have worn them for one whole week) Just as the man ejaculate he pulls vigourously on his boxers, ripping them so that the woman's head comes tearing out the other side, bringing sweet release to her offended face.

guy one : she screams so loud during sex, it kinda freaks me out a bit ..

guy two : sounds like she needs a good Finglas ending !

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Bell End

The end of a man's beast.

Sadaam is a bell-end. Sort him out.

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happy ending

When getting a rub down by an Asian, you roll over and ask for a happy ending. They then jerk you off with their skilled hands.

Dave Chappelle: Hey baby, can I get a happy endin'? *Pause* She didn't say no!

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Capcom ending

(kap'kom N'ding)

- n.
1. The end sequence of almost any video game produced by Capcom Entertainment Inc.

2. A lame ending to a movie/ TV show/ video game featuring a sunset or sunrise (with cheesy music.)

3. Something trivial or trite; a total letdown.

‘I couldn’t believe it... even Resident Evil 4 had your same typical Capcom ending: a sunrise!'
‘The Matrix Revolutions had such a freakin’ Capcom ending.’
'Dude, I've seen more originality in a Capcom ending.'

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arse end

Anything which is positioned at the back of something.

The boot is at the arse end of the car

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