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rainbow express, is where a college boy is partying with some friends in San Fransisco on spring break and is new to the rave seen, he is taking exstacy for he first time and is atripping balls walks in to the wrong party and ends up being ball banged by a group of guys.
Timmy awoke to a terrible pain in his ass and as he looks around the room and saw all the nude men he new he just took a ride on the rainbow express.
Also widely known as diarrhea. Can cause extreme discomfort and a hefty laundry bill with embarrassment if not careful.
Man, look at the brown stains on that guy. He must not have known he had the express shits!!
A plane ride where the other passengers are hacking their brains out
I couldn't wait to get off the tuberculosis express, fucking disgusting ass coughers
the metaphoric train one rides after falling victim to a harsh insult or is just generally cutties
"that was harsh bro, all aboard the cutties express."
* A pre-drinking solid base meal consisting of a burger from Whataburger, tots and a Route 44 Watermelon Slush at Sonic, and Chicken Tenders and a 1 gallon jug of sweet tea from Chicken Express to place in your Hyatt Place room refrigerator.
The sweet tea is for post-drinking consumption to accompany the chocolate chip cookie and slice of pizza from the nighttime Romanian Hotel Concierce extraordinaire.
*Works best with a preemptive strike of 2 Maximum Strength Imodium tablets to before consumption to prevent a public defecation mass-evacuation in a doorless stall af Cowboys Dancehall.
Alex: “My plane lands at 3:30, so let’s hit up Cavenders and Sheplers so we can go ‘Rolling Blackout’ tonight, and then grab dinner.”
Jimmie: “A little WhataSonic Express, perhaps?”
Alex: “Good call!”
Jimmie: “Let’s down the Imodium now so we don’t risk getting SuperAIDS later.”
A 5:30 am cycling ride for fathers who can no longer enjoy the luxury and flexibility of a child free lifestyle.
I have to do the Papa Express tomorrow to palmetto and be back by 8ish, in time to get breakfast ready for my boys so my sick wife can stay in bed.
Shipping for Galaxial Distances.
The Galaxial Express said it's about 3 days for delivery, but the price is high! I don't even know how expensive warp fuel is!