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The purple clad MLS team that plays in a quaint little stadium in Orlando that has serious penis envy over Mercedes Benz stadium. Bless their hearts. #OrlandoisNotTheSouth
Mickey Mouse FC has no chance of making the playoffs this year. Bless their hearts.
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A football team from Armagh Northern Ireland. They were formed when two local team who regularly got thrashed by their local rivals Armagh Rovers joined forces as the players openly fancied each other. On their website they attract players by claiming that shower time after games is the ultimate funtime for their players.
Anto: Hey philly fancy some fun time in the showers?
Philly: Yuck, im no Red Star FC player, put that wee thing away!
Fash: Im up for it!
Jim: Me too!!!
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The mighty Socks Off FC are a legendary pro clubs team consisting of mark lewis, ryan incledinkiedonkeydoo, daniel kemp and brendan spelman. They always play the shocking tic tac and stuff them every time. Callum skillen is a midget.
Well done to the mighty Socks Off FC for absolutely slaughtering callum skillen on the pitch.
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When one's parents forget it is your birthday because you are the fourth child. They have celebrated the other three kids birthdays, and told you about it, but forget yours.
I am thinking of calling my parents tonight to remind them it is my birthday---but then they will feel bad they have forgotten it. That is the essence of "FCS or Fourth Child Syndrome".
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The term used to describe the condition, whereby one experiences the sensation of falling suddenly, akin to falling back on a chair, as a result of nearly drifting off to sleep but waking abruptly.
FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome) You know what I'm talking about.
Welcome to Florida Christian School! We are non-denominational affiliated school, yet we are condescending of the Catholic church and our entire staff is Southern Baptist. Don't be fooled, we will some how take your money, one way or another. From forcing your children to walk miles in a Walk-a-thon, to, having hundreds of "No uniform days". Think we will put the money back in the school by upgrading it? You will start seeing updates about 10 years after fund raising with low quality construction and paint. Our priority is to teach the world using the Bible. By saying this, this means that if your child doesn't pass Bible class, they can not graduate from Florida Christian School. Most students who graduate, end up going to Miami-Dade, or other unknown "colleges". Every year we raise the price of tuition, but do not worry, if your family goes to the same church as Dr. Andrew, your child will be able to go to the school with no tuition fees; because people who actually pay, are paying for your child as well. Not all teachers have teaching degrees. There is a total of 4 electives to take, and low quality teaching. The children of teachers are treated as gold and get to go to the front of the lunch line while other student, who pay, have to wait in the heat to eat the low quality, D rated, cafeteria food.
I hear by oath that this information is true, as I attended this school for 10 years. Luckily, I did not graduate from here.
Student 1: "So what was for lunch?"
Student 2: "Why do you ask, its the same thing everyday"
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Teacher: "The catholic church is going to hell because they added books to the bible."
Student: "Actually sir, the Baptist church was the one that took out books from the bible, because the Catholic church was the first church.."
Teacher: "get out of my classroom"
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^^^^ that actually happened to me at Florida Christian School (FCS)
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Zombie Nonce Fc Refers to the Scottish football club Rangers Fc which was established in 2012
Did you hear about how Zombie Nonce Fc Let their club die BRAINZZZZZZ
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