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Central festival

Central Festival is a place where the lankiest teenagers go to fight, do drugs, and sneak into movies to get laid, it is also known for its famous handicap bathrooms where most teenagers from Pattaya have lost their virginity. Watch out for the movie couches tho! you could be sitting on a cum stain!

lanky lad1: yo bro u wanna go to central festival?

lanky lad2: is there a fight?

lanky lad 1: yea maoileo is getting jumped again

lanky lad2: I'm on my way

by Pattaya101 November 23, 2021


mullet festival

A festival or gathering of the humble mullet-sporting humans of this world.

Dave recently decided to get a mullet so he could attend the annual Toronto Mullet Festival

by Le Driver February 25, 2014


cap festival

A gathering at a cow field to harvest and celebrate!

We just hopped the electric fence to enter the Cap Festival! Watch your step!

by Stone Doftin January 28, 2021


Burlington Days Festival

An annual opulent display of self-righteous pretension marked by tofu buffalo 'wings,' arugula, blanched kale, kalimba music, kabuki and bottle rockets shot from rectums.

Garry just hasn't been the same since his bottle rocket mishap at the 2021 Burlington Days Festival.

by publius2011 December 4, 2022


Festive Douche

When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.

My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.

Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.

by milpoolSK April 24, 2023


Festival Legend

A Festival Legend is a human being that will be remembered forever in the EDM Festival Community!

@PasqualeRotella is a Festival Legend!

I just Hippie Fl1pped, call me a Festival Legend!

by HippieFl1p April 6, 2022


festivating

Buying a car, van, or truck to attend multiple music, art, and creative festivals one after another.

I bought this van for my festivating at Burning Man, Lightning in a Bottle, EDC, and Coachella.

by FrankCohen3000 May 17, 2023