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Semen farm

The accumulation of semen crusties on a rag or towel.

Dude I found Trudells jerk off rag, he's made a very fertile semen farm.

by Redwingsfan February 1, 2014


lit farms

A group of adults in North Texas that enjoy being over served at least 5 days a week. They partake in sausage Sundays, no internet and Pour Some Sugar On Me.

Did you see the Lit Farms group? Yeah they bent again. Typical.

by JfnG January 10, 2023


Shard farming

The act of digging in the carpet, usually by a tweaker, in search of small fragments of methamphetamine that were dropped. In most cases there is no methamphetamine found. A sure sign that this has occurred is nice, neat, little piles of trash several feet from one another on the carpet that have been raked up by the tweaker while on his or her conquest.

Carl, get out of the goddamn floor! Quit shard farming! You didn't drop any dope!

by Wurm82 November 30, 2018


farm emo

an emo/scene kid that rounds up cattle, takes part in rodeos, owns horses, lives on a farm or aspires to in their future.

I write sins not tragedies? more like i ride horses and round up cattle. farm emo

by sullybuckets February 21, 2022


Compliment Farm

Post or thread on social media created solely to garner positive attention and validation. Often these "compliment farms" will pose under the guise of vulnerable or marginalized individuals seeking help or support. These "compliment farmers" will pretend to suffer from real issues or dilemmas, such as body dysmorphic disorder, to inspire agreements, head pats (and OF link views) from their audience.

Q: "Awww man this girl posted in /r/amiugly and she is maybe a 10/10. Isn't that sad?"
A: "Its probably a compliment farm - look at her post history."
Q: "Yea, im seeing some thirstrappyness here. Belongs in /r/ValidateMe"

by /u/UrbanSombrero August 15, 2023


oyster farm

synonym for whorehouse or brothel

Hey, I got an extra 200$ let's go get some action at the oyster farm.

by walterc February 16, 2015


Animal Farm

Quite simply the best book ever written. Tells the story of lord and saviours Old Major, Squealer, and Napoleon the pig. Based on the Russian Revolution the book beautifully illustrated the stupidity of humans quite accurately. Not only was it successfully as a sacred text, but there was a cinematic masterpiece of a film. Quite simply a holy and reverent novel that fuels society to press forward and changed the world.

Stephen: Animal Farm is a sacred text, I think it should be the new bible.

Tyler: I concur this book illustrates and changes my life completely

Both: All hail Napoleon

by Hctibtignirb March 22, 2018