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A feel good cause with little or no real value and no practical hope of changing a condition, designed to get gullible people that are easily persuaded to feel good and rally behind the cause.
Animal rights activist such as PETA don't really protect animals, in fact they kill more then they save but they feel good about saving animals, the cause is a Fuzzy Bunny. Environmentalist that are preaching global warming and then get on a private jet to fly all over the world but they feel good about saving the planet, the cause is a Fuzzy Bunny
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When your girl is on her laptop, like they always are, looking at the gossip pages or whatever, you walk up infront of where she has her laptop, pull out your nutz and hang them over the top of her screen and say FUZZY DICE. They resemble fuzzy dice in the rear view mirror of a car only her laptop screen is the rear view and your nutz are the fuzzy dice.
My Girlfriend was on her laptop last night looking at people.com and I walked over like nothing and pulled out my nutz and hung them over the top of her screen and yelled "FUZZY DICE!!!"
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Putting your balls in someones mouth while they have warm water in their mouth
I gave Nicole a fuzzy wurbler.
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A man is receiving oral sex from his partner. The partner proceeds to stick his or her thumb in his butthole to increase the pleasure level for the man, when the man promptly farts on the partner's thumb. The sound makes a reverberating PRRTTTTHHHT like an amateur on the trumpet. Often accompanied by a rotten egg odor.
"Everytime he tries to tickle my anus I let out a Fuzzy Trumpet"
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A hairy vagina, usually of the hooded clitoral shape
We were gonna smash, but she’s been working so hard she forgot to shave her fuzzy hamburger.
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One who is your gf / bf, but you don't love them (yet).
I asked her out last night...she's my fuzzy panda.
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