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Garrett is the best boyfriend ever. Every time I see him my heart skips a beat. He has beautiful blue eyes and is strong as hell. He is so funny and hot and is the most awesome person ever. Garrett is my favorite person ever.
Look there's Garrett he is so hot and i'm so lucky to have him.
The kid who has a crush on a girl and shows it by pulling on her ponytail in class.
Garrett decided to go on a bike ride.
A homosexual person who likes people named anna. Garretts tend to wear speedos and have extremely small eyes.
Girl 1: Look, it's Garrett.
Girl 2: Ew, he needs to stop wearing speedos.
Girl 1: I wonder if he can see us right now because of his small eyes.
Garrett has tiny PP… he also often experiences frequent anal leakage… he has an oversized big toe that makes his PP look like tiny gummy worm… he also has a dog named basil
Damn bro why is Garrett's name so long.
I don't know man. There's too many r's and too many t's.
Someone who is a low life sonofabitch, He's a cocky motherfucker and he knows it. He usually has to use a pair of tweezers to grab his dick and has many urges to talk about how he loves the taste of cock.
You:Garrett how are you doing. Garrett: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED PENIS BEFORE!!!!