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When your kumtwatwaffle's humour is more hilarious than you are, we call this genius kumtwatwaffle. And if the kumtwatwaffle is based on any number of kumquats, we call this super-genius kumtwatwaffle. A super-genius kumtwatwaffle will make any banana ding dong fit in an ear with well-hung chocolate covered grapes.
The super-genius kumtwatwaffle is more useful than a kumquat.
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n. derogatory term for someone who has very cheap or outdated audiovisual or computer equipment.
There's no danger of watching 3-D movies at my house! My husband, the tech-nickel genius, soldered a new vacuum tube into the betamax.
Some tech-nickel genius from IT installed my firewall backwards so the only e-mail I get is spam and porn.
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What geniuses have at their genius parties.
"I'd love to come to your party! It's one of my genius friends! It sounds like an absolutely genius time! Oh! Will they have genius shrimp cocktail there?"
"Yes. They taste genius."
"Mmm! Fantastic ... I mean genius!"
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A person that procrastinates so much that they often land in situations where they are practically guaranteed to miss a deadline or completely fail their project, only to miraculously succeed in their last-minute action with flying colors.
"Jacob won the Science Fair with the project he ONLY STARTED LAST NIGHT?!?!? That boy's a Buzzer Beater Genius!!"
Not brendan.
"I am the definition of pure comedic genius" said Brendan, the loser
"hmm no" said Ashleigh, the person who will beat Brendan's ass in a duel
someone under the influence of marijuana who has mad skills physically and mentally can be fully functioning, even above average.
Joel's playing pong and having a complex conversation with me...and he's high? STONER NINJA GENIUS!
when a person actually has a stroke that parallelizes them completely but through their new found debilitation they find the time to learn great deals of information and become a genius.
After Demetri had his Stroke of Genius he got all As in high school.......
Tom: Awww I feel so bad for Demitri, he had a stroke!
Ethan: Nawww dude it was a Stroke of Genius, now he knows nuclear psychics. lucky bastard.
Tom: Wow that is pretty cool! I wish I could have a stroke!
Ethan: You mean a Stroke of Genius? Nobody actually wants to have a stroke, those are terrible.
Ethan: Yeah I know. I was making a joke.
Tom: Dude don't joke about strokes. Theres nothing funny about them....asshole.
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