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During the fight he got kicked in his globals.

by slydovehand June 17, 2024


GLOBAL

Synonym for Successful. Achieving success with style and elegance on any scale.

GLOBAL is not just a word, but a lifestyle.

Individuals who are GLOBAL tend to feel like they're destined to be successful or can see themselves being successful. GLOBAL is when achieving success becomes a lifestyle.

MS: Yo, F£MY's new song is too lit!!
T: Trust me, he's going GLOBAL for sure!

by thecoziestboi January 27, 2019


Global

To be known widely across a certain area; someone who is known by a lot of people

That's Amanda, she's global

by lauratheexplora February 12, 2019


global

a little shit who lost 0-5 to calgary and said "im boutta fry calgary" well get fucked

bro your kinda acting like a global rn

by zaperzy December 16, 2022


Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".

1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.

by Based Fiend July 6, 2024


Global Noob News

News for Noobs

Did you see the new Global Noob News report?

by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018


Global Weirding

Erratic weather caused by global warming and climate change.

Without notice Global Weirding occured, Texas went from an early beautiful spring day to below freezing temperatures unsteadily.

by Creativelingo February 21, 2021