Greek Pancake

Rimming a fat chicks ass with butter and syrup, then spreading her cheeks as she sits on your face, and you clean it off.

No, I don't want a tossed salad, my wife made me a Greek Pancake earlier, and I am still tasting it.

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Greek Date

A date involving the act of anal sex.

I just came from a Greek Date.

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Greek for Life

You were in a fraternity or sorority so the hazing and occultism has left you unable to grow beyond that. The three core values of

giving everything to your social group,

being sleazy, and

never having to earn anything

will never leave you. "Greek for life" is a heavily masked call for help.

What they will say: My mates and I are all Greek for life, you can't sit with us.
Subtext: I hate 6 out of 8 of these overgrown babies but am not confident enough to sit with anyone else.

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Greek Mudslide

The act of pouring olive oil down a funnel into your partner's ass, then having them shit on your chest

I had a really bad chest cold, so i had my girlfriend give me a Greek Mudslide. Wow, i feel so much better now.

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Beat the greek

You put an adolescent greek girl in a bag and you beat her to a pulp

Anthony: You wanna play beat the greek
Nick: YES!

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greek backrub

You give your girl a bachrub while fucking her in the ass.

Man. Hey babie want a greek backrub?
Woman, what's that?
Man, don't worry I'll show you, now bend over!

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Greek Shower

only washing stinky parts of the body. example: arm pits, ass, balls, quick application of aftershave.

I already took a shower yesterday, so I'm only taking a greek shower today.

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