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Hamster Balling is when one crawls up into a woman's vagina and rolls around. The woman normally dies.
Man, my mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend when we were hamster balling.
When you shove your hamster in your anus and go about your day normally.
Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.
A popular video/picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster. Or is it a hamster that looks like a muffin?
Someone: is that a hamster?
Someone else: nah it’s a muffin
Me: it is a hamster muffin
The art form of beating your dick to AFV (America’s Funniest Home Videos) all the while your friends throw hamsters mercilessly at you.
Man I’m so horny I could really go for a hamster shower right about now.
An Extremely small penis which are more prone of appear with people called Harry.
First Guy:OMG bro you have such a hamster cock.
pale, delicate, and soft hands. untrimmed fingernails which indicate lack sexual activity with another person. Predominately found among late teenage to early adult males. Affinity for video games and disinterest in physical activities such as sports.
I went on a date and his hands looked more delicate than mine, i had to run because he had hamster hands.
To have one's panties get so wet from being excited that you would be able to drown a hamster
Kelly got so turned on by Damian that you could drown a hamster in her panties