Hamster Balling is when one crawls up into a woman's vagina and rolls around. The woman normally dies.
Man, my mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend when we were hamster balling.
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The tiny rolled up pieces of paper in a vagina that get left behind from wiping.
After wiping my vagina, I had little hamster joints left behind.
A popular video/picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster. Or is it a hamster that looks like a muffin?
Someone: is that a hamster?
Someone else: nah it’s a muffin
Me: it is a hamster muffin
The art form of beating your dick to AFV (America’s Funniest Home Videos) all the while your friends throw hamsters mercilessly at you.
Man I’m so horny I could really go for a hamster shower right about now.
pale, delicate, and soft hands. untrimmed fingernails which indicate lack sexual activity with another person. Predominately found among late teenage to early adult males. Affinity for video games and disinterest in physical activities such as sports.
I went on a date and his hands looked more delicate than mine, i had to run because he had hamster hands.
An Extremely small penis which are more prone of appear with people called Harry.
First Guy:OMG bro you have such a hamster cock.
Hamster Murder is a term that describes that you killed your hamster on a very funny way.
"Mmmh... Can hamsters swim? Let's test it!" Oh no, it was an Hamster Murder