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A slut who goes to parties and "pleasures" all of the opposite sex... or same. Kinda fat ugly chick that no one really respects anymore, and more than likely has an STD.
"Hey, that party's gonna be really fun tonight."
"Yeah, I hear Handjob Higgins will be there."
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when you try to build someone up or make them feel good so you can get something without making a real investment in the relationship, a emotional quickie and bounce.
That dude never talks to me, trying to give me an emotional handjob so he can leave early.
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Previously seen characters from the Dragon Ball series that get immense power-ups off screen, first seen in Dragon Ball Super.
"Oh, did you remember how Krillin got that Toriyama handjob and outwitted Gohan?"
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When you're too cheap to pay for Netflix but not poor enough to rent from RedBox at your local Wal-Mart.
My girlfriend wanted to Netflix and chill, but I spent my last paycheck buying cartoon porn and had to resort to hulu and handjobs.
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A relatively affordable professional handjob with tiny, delecate Asian hands.
After one night in Bangkok and a bottle of Fireball, Baxter stumbled into an Asian massage parlor. From there Baxter received a free cup of hot tea, a hot steamed towel and Hanoi Handjob for 150 Thai Baht ($4.73 US Dollars)
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definition 1 - a woman who uses both hands while stroking a penis.(usually the penis has to be larger to do this.)
definition 2 - two women each using a hand to stroke off a penis.
double handjobs are much better than normal handjobs.
jenna haze handjob penis cock stroke Double Handjob
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Taking advantage of an opertunity to be ejaculated by an epileptic during an epileptic fit
There was a guy having an epleptic fit on the floor, I placed my cock in his hand for an epileptic handjob, and jizzed more than he was foaming at the mouth.
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