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get hit and cussed at while getting a hand job.
angry handy j is when the bitch is smacking or telling you to fuck off while she is stroking your knob
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when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.
me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.
When your uncle or cousin gives you an under the table hand job while gathered around for dinner at a festive family holiday gathering such as thanksgiving or Christmas. But any government recognized holiday applies.
I love it when my cousin comes in for Christmas. He gives the most vigorous family holiday handy. Only my uncle can tell what’s happening.
Handjob with no lotion which can often (depending on time-span) result in painful irritation and/or chafing for the recipient.
a.k.a sandpaper handy j, last resort handy j
Steve gave Jacque a Handy J no Lo in the back seat of the range rover.
When I was 13 I got a handy j no lo from mary in study hall.
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When at the movies and the popcorn is running low, poke a hole in the bottom of a bag and stick your wang through it. When your gf reaches in for another mouthful, there will be more than just popcorn. She will be eating out of the bag for the rest of the night!
Things were a bit dull while I was at the movies with Sydney, so I decided to bust out the handy bag of popcorn on her. She gobbled it right up!
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To give a hand job dressed as Uncle Sam.
Billy went to a costume party and got so drunk, he let Uncle Sam give him a Yankee Doodle Handy.
Getting a shower handy while the woman is standing outside the shower
Got a drive by shower handy after my wife gave birth to our son. She was ripped tip to taunt.