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Vagina week

When the lady in your life starts acting up. All logic and reason is thrown out the window, you start questioning yourself and if you really are being unreasonable, then find out she's menstruating. There's nothing you can do to make it better, the build up is insane, the week it's here is more insane and then by some miracle the demons release your beloved and return a normal human being.

You make note of the early warning signs, hair tied up, slightly agitated at the tiniest of things and every time you get caught out. Be strong brothers

Hey Al, how's it going?

Shit mate it's vagina week again, all I asked is what she would like to eat. She's gone beserko, her heads twisting round and all sorts! I offered her fish and chips, she smashed a plate and said she hates fish and chips, but she also said let's have fish and chips last night.

Be strong mate it'll be over in a couple of weeks. There nothing you can say that'll make it right.

by Lifeeggs February 04, 2020


Internet week

1. a period of time, be it a week or more, involving no sexual activity except for ahem.. the internet, ie. porn
2. the promise of an internet week, also used as an excuse to get out of said sexual activity, usually using an excuse such as work

I'm sorry, but it's going to be an internet week, things are really busy at work. Sorry.

by ontobetterthings February 06, 2010


Roman Week

When one has sex with their partner for 72 continuous hours, taking breaks only to drink wine and/or smoke weed

John: Hey I haven't seen Caleb in a few days, know where he is?
Jack: Yeah last I heard he and his girlfriend were having a Roman Week

by Centurion_Code May 12, 2016


Fingerboard week

Fingerboard week is the best content to watch on YouTube. Started by David Jones he shows the best of amazing and wacky custom fingerboard parks and custom fingerboards.

Person 1: Hey have you seen fingerboard week 7?

Person 2: Yeah it’s sickk

by Zexpray May 23, 2022


yacht week

A commonly cited goal in retail investing circles, implying a gathering of investors with long positions in a security at a celebration event with their newly purchased yachts, after a meteoric rise in that security's value.

Percy: "AMC to $100 by 2023. HODL."
Spencer: "See you at yacht week!"

by prophiles February 01, 2022


Ramenbutter Week

The lean week before pay day when the main groceries left in the pantry consists of Ramen soup and/or peanut butter.

Kids, you better enjoy this stew now because Ramenbutter Week starts Monday!

Leave it to my in-laws to pick Ramenbutter Week to come for a visit.

by redPooka March 20, 2011


Finals week

Finals week is the worst week to be alive. the entire week itself with make you want to kys. You always are late to finish all of your work and are crying because you know you are way too sped to get into high school. After you finish all of your finals you will be so fucking happy than getting a damn C

why does this week suck so much?
It's cause it's Finals week
God damnit!

by i want to kms May 19, 2022