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A contest in which two men must stare at each other while fapping. The first man to look away or cum loses. Blinking is safe.
“John, I challenge you to a jerk-off.”
“Alright, Jack. Where? When?”
“6:00a.m. this Saturday. The lot back behind the Giant.”
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(1)bullsh*tting around when it can cost,hurt you or not be in your best interest.
(2)fumbling around.
(3)slipping.
(4)f*cking off
Discovered in Florida by a guy on the treasure coast by the name of Boobie.
He was urking and jerking, thats why he went to jail.
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when someone masturbates for someone else
tom: will you jerk me?
susan: jerk me?
tom:you know masturbate for me...
susan:oh ok sure;)
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When someone does something mean or uncool. Basically describing something a jerk would do.
Chris told my girlfriend that i had herpes, what a jerk move.
or
Matt kicked me in the crotch, damn that was a jerk move.
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a handjob given because the girl felt bad for the guy.
Dude, i got a mercy jerk last night 'cause Judy found out about my grandma's death.
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A surf and jerk is when you get a handjob while eating seafood.
Hey remember Brenda from last night, well she gave the best surf and jerk ever .