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(slap dick) one who retorts upon a simple conjecture; a dumb ass who complicates shit; a jew who is always being jewish.
Hey Josh come over my house later on after school, alright, but my mom has to talk to your mom, god dammit you're such a jewish gerbil.
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Its Pretty Much A Dirty Sanchez But You Make It Look Like They Have a Beard Like A Jew And Then Shit On Their Head To Make It Look Like Their Wearing A Yamaka.
"DUDE! Last Night Joey Gave Her A Jewish Sanchez!"
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Greatest food ever. Chinese Food is almost as good, but they never made anything as good as shwarma.
I went to Israel and got some Jewish Food. Daaamn, it was awesome.
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The Jesus that beats all other mother fucking jesus's
*Black Jesus = ok
*Christian Jesus = LOSER
*Jewish Jesus = Amazing!
*Asian Jesus = Buddha
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1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)
2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction
3. pwning other races
"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"
"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*
That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.
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The Greatest Type of Jew.
jew #1: Why do most Jews vote democrat?
Smart Jew: because they are self hating idiots who hate there religion and the Country. Only smart Jews and good jews vote republican. the rest are filth.
Jew #1: Great, I am going to be the next great jewish republican.
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Jewish breadcutter is a term used to describe someone who performs circumcisions for a living.
Ezra dahling! Were going to the jewish breadcutter!
"whats that"
"you knoow"
"noooo...."
"your gonna get your cock snipped, now get in the car"
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