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like a blow job... but on a minge.
can also be used as a derogatory term for a given individual.
"would you lke a minge job?"
or
"Matt is such a fucking minge job, i hate him"
A Sex Act similar to a hand job, but involving more coral.
The Austrailian Government are offering $150,000AUD for someone prepared to spend 6 months on a reef job.
Simply put, a job that nobody wants. This job could be anything from a bathroom attendant to the camera mans assistant at a shotgun wedding. There is no formal hiring process and the pay is anything but competitive.
*At Shotgun Wedding*
Cam: Do you see that camera mans assistant in the corner drinking free booze? I want that job.
Nate: Nah bro, that’s a Craigslist job.
When the guy sucking you from behind has a nose so large that it pierces your asshole and hits your g spot.
I got a Steeb Job last night and it made me cum buckets.
A knee Job is when you wake up at two in the morning and your old lady has jammed her Knee into your C&B's and is rubbin' like she either wants to bust 'em off or make you spurt a load on her leg. Generally best when she's wearing hosiery of some kind.
My wife woke me up with a fantastic Knee Job and I made a mess on her shin.
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A blow job recieved from a ghost. It is an unexplained occurence that tends to happen mostly at night. Many paranormal investigators believe it is not an intelligent haunting, but just an "imprint" of what was. Boo jobs happen mostly to boys that are ages 13-17. Many people believe a boo job is a form of "ghost rape". Nobody knows exactly why boo jobs happen to people. Some people think it is at random, and others believe that the person recieving the boo job could have been the ghost's lover in another life.
Timmy awoke to a strange sucking noise. He looked down to see a white mist at his "package". He let out a scream and the white mist vanished. It occured to him that he had just been a victim of a "boo job".
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A meaning defining how people should be on their own grind rather than worrying about other people's business
Guy 1- Nah I don't know why my man is trying to ramp with me.
Guy 2 (To Wasteman)- Real talk don't start beef be on your job fam.
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