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The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".
That bowl is almost done? Check your lap for lap greens!
You know, like a lap dog, but a pesky, people pleasing, pretensious person. Usually a sexually degenerate female (side piece) that just KEEPS. COMING. BACK. No matter how hard you hit them with a rolled up newspaper.
You need to wake the fuck up and treat me with the respect i deserve, I am NOT one of your fucking lap cunts.
A nickname given to the girl you like, as a cute way of saying that you can't go a day without having them in your life.
Christine Jane, you are my pop lap.
A female or male person who likes to give oral pleasure at a moments notice ,and begs to be dominated to the pleasure of their dominant partner..
Male or female lap puppies like to feel the need and want of their perspective dominant..
They have a primal craving of affection through the giving of oral pleasure to their partner..
My girl Alice is a great lap puppy she doesn’t beg for food or anything..
Going to my girls she needs her lap puppy..
Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.
Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."
A woman who cannot stay single for any length of time. A desperate, thirsty woman with a need to secure a new man before the beds even cold.
That girls a real lap hopper, I don't think she's been single more than an hour.
What you tell someone to do when they think they're hot shit.
When some twat is showing off: "Easyy hero, go take a lap."
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