Someone who has eaten a lasagna so bad that their breath smells terrible even hours later, driving away their significant other.
Bethany: What’s that smell? Is that lasagna?
Steve: Oh, yeah, I had some for dinner…
Bethany: Ew, your breath! Back off, you lasagna demon!
Really good podcast or sexual move to be determined later.
That is such as lasagna wave.
the act of sexual gratification derived by expensive audio products
Zeos popped a lasagna wave after donning Stax L700 Earspeakers.
The act of two greasy, hairy Italians going at it in a motel shower.
Did you hear? Since Mikie broke up with Stacy it's been non stop shower-lasagnas for him.
Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging
I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.
A variation of the French Dip. French dipping is the female version of teabagging, beefy lips required. Lasagna Dipping is when she is on her period w a yeast infection and french dips someone (marinara and mozzarella).
It was 'that time of the month' for Nadia, and her flow was heavy. To make matters worse she had developed a raging yeast infection from horseback riding naked. In the middle of the night, she woke up and pulled out her beefy lady lips, all covered in her monthly marinara and vaginal cheese. She proceeded to dip her lips in her lover's mouth while he was asleep, giving him a proper Lasagna Dipping.
A great Lasagna meal. It ain't normal Lasagna. It is pot Lasagna. Lasagna with weed. Delicious.
"How many weed do we have?"
"Enough for a Ganja Lasagna😏