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l'art d'etre un con, lie au mot anglais douchebag.
On a croise Le Douchesac hier soir au bar.
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He is a gorgeous being that sits on his prey before ultimately squishing them with his mighty booty checks. His lips are rounder than your head with his nipples hanging down over 48 meters! He is taller and stronger than King Kong and can crumble building from just sitting down. He is also a being that 14/15 Native American tribes worship. If you ever see him don't run and he will do it quick.
All hail Le monke. He's truly round. You can't get around him. There's no way around.
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Definition A;
A character from the Beano comic who pretends to be something every issue and dresses up like it, beginning with a martian in his debut.
Definition B,
Pretentious lesbian, some bitter girl who got screwed around by some asshole so she decides that she hates all men and refuses to date another, so she announces thats shes moving onto dating girls, even though shes not actually a true lesbian.
Example A;
'That Les Pretend is such a copying bastard'
Example B;
'wah wah, I hate all men, I'm gonna go date girls now'
'pfft, yeah thats right, tar all men with the same brush, friggin Les Pretend'
The Le Norman is a sex act involving fingering a girl who has thrush then taking the foul smelling white mucus from her vagina that is caused by thrush and wiping it on the girls upper lip.
This is similar to the Dirty Sanchez.
Guy 1: Hey i heard you fingered that chick.
Guy 2: Yea i totally Le Norman'd her.
Guy 1: Hahaha gross...
Yooooo check out that Matthew Le over there. He do be lookin fresh tho.
A wild, hunch-backed beast from the Neanderthal times. He can be seen with his natural, snooty-ape state trying to chat with other teachers. Le ape is a creature of few words, but when he speaks the might of the cafeteria hears him. Le ape enjoys consuming a million bags of ruffles in one sitting, as this is part of his natural diet. Le ape doesn't care for substitutes or running in the halls.
How to spot Le Ape: sweater vests, odd haircuts and glasses, slouched posture, Trump-like lip smirks, and a thick man slowly creeping up the stairs and blocking students from entering. Can be seen with tall WHITE guy with strange haircuts, who chats with teachers and sits with students at lunch.
"Dude, look! It's the Le ape strut!"
"Le ape screeched at Kevv today"
A man who is obsessed with masculine fashion and very particular about clothing and accessories including a level of brand awareness traditionally associated with women.
Shopping at Daniel Cremieux allowed him to be a complete Le Gentleman