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any depraved sex act involving faeces and electricity
1) she shocked me when she suggested we try monkey lightning
2) "monkey lightning never shits the same place twice"
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Lightning Party - When the staff at a facility have a party because the lightning alarm has sounded causing them to close the facility to the public, but since they cannot leave they resort to fun and games until receiving an all clear. They normally still get paid during this time.
A lightning party typically refers to persons working at an aquatic or outdoor facility, such as - and especially lifeguards. These facilities are equipped with lightning alarms, and when it signals that there is lightning in the area the personel close the facility but still continue to work their shifts. Since they have nothing to do they party until an all clear is given, or it´s time to go.
The lightning alarm went off, so the lifeguards are having a lightning party until the system says all clear.
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Someone who thinks they're cool but are really aren't
Omfg I can't stand that guy! He's such a greaser lightning, he's someone who thinks they're cool but are really aren't. He's so annoying!
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The flashes of light that come from your partner's FitBit during love making.
"During sex last night, the bed-lightning coming from her FitBit was intense."
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The act of getting photographed by paparazzi in a very unfavorable way, and the unsolicited public interest so aroused.
Britney Spears got hit by paparazzi lightning while skinny dipping in her swimming pool.
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When male takes pride in the fact that his semen can no longer impregnate.
Do you have protection? Nah girl, I shoot dry Lightning.
Nah girl, that can't be my baby...I shoot dry lightning.
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